Thursday, January 28, 2010

The Original Blue Cheese Dressing Recipe

Well, basically.

Ok, as promised, I'm going to give you the recipe for the best blue cheese dressing you'll ever have.

Like most good recipes, this one is simple. There are only 5 main ingredients. Here's what it looked like as I was getting ready to start:



Just to run it down, that's sour cream (2 pints), blue cheese (2 8oz tubs), mayo, olive oil, and buttermilk.

That, and a little garlic powder and pepper, and you've got heaven in a bowl.

Ok, step one:

Mix equal parts sour cream and mayo in your bowl of choice:



Now, technically, that's 32 ounces of sour cream, and 30 ounces of mayo, but you get the idea. A word on mayo: For my average day to day sandwich needs, I buy whatever store brand is on sale. When I make dressing, I sport the extra cost and buy Best Foods, because, well, it's the....best.

Ok, so. Mix the sour cream and mayo until they're smooth and creamy.

Add some olive oil:



I wish I had a hard and fast amount to tell you, but as you know, most real chefs never use a recipe. You can get an idea from the photo. The olive oil is mostly for emulsification, so the amount is not critical, and you can always add more if you need to.

So, again, mix until the oil is fully incorporated.

Now comes the buttermilk:



Start with one cup. This is mostly for thinning the dressing down, and if needed, you can always add more. Most times, you will want to add a little after refrigerating overnight.

In any event, add the buttermilk, and again stir until smooth. I suppose technically you could add the buttermilk and oil at the beginning, and only go through the 'stir til creamy' step once, but I like to do it in stages.

A word about Bleu Cheese: The tubs you see are from Trader Joe's. The reason I use theirs is simple: Cost. If you look at your local store, you'll find 4oz for prolly 3.50 or so. Those eight ounce tubs are 3.49 at TJ's, so like half the price.

Time for a little seasoning:



That's black pepper and garlic powder. Again, I wish I had an amount to give you, but it's pretty much a 'to taste' thing. You could also add a little salt at this point, but it's usually not needed.

Again, mix until smooth. At that point, I add the cheese all at once, and gently fold/stir until the cheese is fully incorporated. Once you're done with this stage, your basically done:



In order to let the flavors fully marry, an overnight stay in the fridge works wonders. If your dressing seems too thick at that point, now's the time for a little more olive oil or buttermilk. Add either (or both) a little at a time until you get the consistency you want.

For storage, I spoon it into wide mouth mason jars.

Share and enjoy:



Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat.

Buenos con (azul) queso,

T.

Monday, January 25, 2010

So I had this big ol' plan....

But, of course, it went to shit.

I mean, it's not like it was my (pending) fail-safe take over the world plan or anything, but I'm still disappointed not to be able to share.

See, I was going to post (with pictures) my 'World Famous Bleu Cheese Dressing Recipie,' but I left my card at work.

If you can't feel it, I just took a big sigh.

The worst part is, you won't get the post until at least Wednesday, as I'm not even stopping by work tomorrow, but I promise it's coming.

(i know thats what she said)

Those of you 'in the biz,' as well as you novice dressing makers will probably marvel at it's simplicity.....

I'm not going to give anything away yet, but it only has five ingredients.....

Tune in next week for details.

Or Wednesday.

Buenos con queso,

T.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Phantom pain.....

Well, I suppose by definition it's not actually the same thing, but I have a similar occurrence from time to time.

Approximately 22 years ago or so, my Pops gave me a ring that he'd been wearing.

It was pretty cool. White gold, with a rather stunning star sapphire set in it. I wore that ring on my 'married' finger for....well, just about 21 years.

I took it off now and then, mostly when I was playing golf, but other than that, it stayed right there.

Since it seemed like it could be a 'tradition' type of thing, I gave Michael the ring just before he turned 21.

Funny thing is, I can sometimes still feel that fucking ring on my finger. It's been over a year now, and I sometimes still 'feel' it slipping around, and I use my thumb to adjust it back so that the stone's on top of my finger.

It's weird. I mean, I can really feel the damn thing there.

Well, until I go to adjust it, cause in fact it's not there anymore.

It's funny how/what the body/mind can do, don't you think?

Buenos con queso,

T.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Spread for dogs.....

This is one of those subjects that I may (or may not i dont remember) have bitched about before, but here goes anyhow.

People in this country spend entirely too much money on their pets.

Now, I know you all love your cats and dogs (or whatever you prefer) and I know that some things, like proper nutrition and medical care are important, but the other night at Wally World, I saw a couple things that just dumbfounded me.

I'm sad to report that the camera in my phone took a shit, so I don't have pix of everything, but I did press a co-worker into service (i was a ww with her) to take one, but her phone's a little whacked too, so I only got one.

One thing I saw was milk substitute for dogs.

Another, was asprin for dogs.

The final one, the one I needed a picture of follows:



It's too much of a close up for you to see the can, but it was like one of those spray cheese cans that we all know and love.

Except that it's for dogs.

Do we really need this kind of shit?

Yeah, I don't think so either.

Buenos con queso,

T.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

It's like a cat barking.....

It shouldn't happen.

I wish I could take credit for that line, but sadly, I can't. Simon Cowell used that do describe one of the contestants last night....

Yes, that's right baby, American Idol is back on.

Well, the tryouts at least, and if you read this post you know that AI is like my Superbowl.

Well, my Superbowl of Pain, I guess.

It's been 2 nights so far, last night and the night before. They've got rotating judges (that sounds bad) and so far they've had Victoria (posh spice) Beckham, and last night's was Mary J. Blige.

There are a couple others slated to take the 4th chair during the tryouts, and then, once they get to Hollywood for the actual competition, Ellen D. is taking over.

But I'm sure you knew that.

I'll be done watching by that point, as I only watch the tryouts, but I live for the tryouts.

Buenos con queso,

T.