What's grey, has 4 legs, a tail, and a trunk?

Why, a mouse going on vacation, of course.

Yes, I know that's an old one but I was stuck for a title.

Again.

Some days that's the toughest part of this whole process. Once I have the title, I can almost always find something to say. But then, I almost always have something to say about something or another. It's part of knowing how to solve all the world's problems, I guess.

See, when I'm President (you do know that i'll be running right) I'm going to fix all the problems.

I'm just that good.

I'm not going to go into the details today, but suffice it to say things will be different when I'm in charge.

Just lettin' you know.

Buenos con queso,

T.