Sunday, May 06, 2007

One small step for a man....

Several thousand steps for the March of Dimes.

Yeah, so that's who the walk benefited. The day dawned kinda cold and nasty, and sadly didn't shape up til after the walk was over. I was fine with it, but there were some kid issues. I won't bore you with all the details, but instead will ply you with some photos:



I also got to take a picture of my favorite road sign EVER!!!







Here are some from earlier as well:

Claude:



Driving rain:



For Christmas, my grandma gave me this:




What she didn't know is that I've been able to do this:




for over 20 yrs now.

So, yeah that's it for now.

Later,

T.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

It's too early for a good title....

It's just after 6 a.m. as I write this, so forgive the lameness of the title....

For no reason at all, I'm doing a walkathon today.

No, I'm not sponsored.

I'm not raising any money.

I just don't have anything better to do.

A friend from work is the one who did all the leg work for sponsors and such, and she got over $300.00. I'm not sure who the money benefits, but I'm sure whomever it is will be happy to get it.

I have to be at her house at 7:30. What the fuck was I thinking?




The call of the day (friday) is a bit of a toss up between the guy that told me, and I quote 'I've got pus coming out of the end of my penis, and there's a redish tint to my diarrhea', and this little gem:

"******** ****** ********, this is T.J. how may I help you?"

"Who is this?"

"It's T.J. with the answering service for ******** ****** ********."

"Oh, well, I need to talk to someone privately, but thanks for calling anyways"



Fucking what?

Thanks for calling.....yeah, cause I soooooo called you.

Yeah, gotta love it.

Well, I intend to take some pix on the lovely walk, so perhaps I'll post them later.....

T.

Friday, May 04, 2007

I think the government offed Anna Nicole Smith...

No, really.


I can hear you all ask why, but the answer is really quite simple:

They did it to cover up crazy astronaut chick.

Yeah, remember her? She was all news, all the time. 2 days later, Anna's toast, and that's all it's been for months.

Have you heard anything else about crazy astronaut chick?

Neither have I.....

I'm just sayin.




The call of the day (thursday) came late in the evening, and was another example of my prophetic vision, which will hereafter be refered to as my MPV. Yes, I know it's redundant, but it sounds stupid without the other 'my.'

It's also been called a T.J.-vu (thanks brenda). Tonight's was very obscure, and would prolly lose a lot in the telling, but it can be summed up in two words:


Mister Glasscock.

Ok..so it goes like this. I posted this after work on Thursday, and so I may or may not post again tomorrow. Get back to me in the morning.

T.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

I'll prolly get in trouble for this....

but I don't fucking care!!!

There was no specific 'call of the day' yesterday. I had hoped to share a funny/stupid call with you all, but instead found that I had to lump 3-4 of them together to voice an opinion on a topic that just pisses me off. I call it:

"'scuse me somebody espeaka espanish?

Here's a news flash, NO, I DON'T FUCKING ESPEAKA ESPANISH, and I'm offended that you even asked me.

Now, I know that there are people all over the world that don't speak English. I mean, as far as I know, it's only the official language of 2 countries, and given the world population, it just stands to reason that there are billions of people that don't speak it.

I'm ok with that. You see, I'm don't live in one of those non-speaking countries trying to force my language on other people. Nor would I. I might visit a country without fluency in thier native tounge, but I sure as hell wouldn't MOVE there if I couldn't fucking speak it. Hell, I wouldn't even visit without learning at least a little of the lingua franca.

Anyhow, that's today's. Oh, and yeah the moon didn't rise till after dark here, so no pix of it at all.

Look for another post tomorrow.

T.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Once in a blue moon.....

I'm sure you've all heard the expression, but how many of you know what it actually means?

I quote Wikipedia:

Calendar blue moons

In recent times, people have taken to calling a full moon a blue moon based on the Gregorian calendar. By this use of the term, a blue moon is the second of two full moons to occur in the same calendar month. This definition of blue moon originated from a mistake in an article in the 1946 Sky & Telescope magazine, which failed in an attempt to infer the earlier definition used in the original Farmer's Almanac (see above). It was helped to popularity when Deborah Byrd of Earth & Sky walked into the Peridier astronomy library at the University of Texas at Austin one day, leafed through some old magazines, and found the 1948 blue moon article in Sky & Telescope. She used the definition - the second full moon in a single month - in the radio series Star Date for some years. As a result, the game Trivial Pursuit used a question and answer about "blue moon." Sky & Telescope discovered the error nearly 60 years later and the magazine printed a retraction and correction. But by the time the correction came, the calendar definition had already come into common use. Because it is so much easier to understand, the "mistaken" calendar-based meaning has stuck.

Calendar blue moons occur infrequently, and the saying once in a blue moon is used to describe a rare event. However, they are inevitable because of the mis-match between the solar and lunar cycles. Each calendar year contains 12 full lunar cycles, plus about 11 days to spare. The extra days accumulate, so that while most years contain 12 full moons to match the 12 months, every 2 or 3 years there is a year with 13 full moons. On average, this happens once every 2.72 years.

When there are 13 moons in a year, 12 of them are given the 12 traditional names associated with that time of year (the names vary from culture to culture), and the extra one is termed a blue moon. Which of the 13 moons is termed 'blue' depends on whether it is calculated by the old or the new method.

The months of the Gregorian calendar are all very close to the 29.5306-day period of the moon's phases: the synodic month, or lunation. Most of the months are longer than this by 1 or 2 days, except February, which is the only month which cannot contain a calendar blue moon. Since February is 1 or 2 days shorter than the moon's cycle, very occasionally it has no full moon. There is a full moon at the end of January, and the next one is at the beginning of March. This happens, on average, once every 35 years.

The next two calendar blue moons (based on UTC) will be on June 30, 2007 (but May 31, 2007 in the Western Hemisphere; see below); and December 31, 2009. Because February (according to UTC) will have no full moon in 2018, January and March will each have a calendar blue moon that year.

If you noted in that text, or if you've looked at you calendar, you may have noticed that this month has 2 full moons. I'm going to try something. I'm going to try and get pix of both of them. Not sure how easy it will be, given the crappiness of my dig, but we shall see.

I've also decided to chronicle my experiences more closely during this time. You see, I'm a firm believer in the whole 'full moons affect people' thing. I have noticed over the last few days that people are getting stranger on the phone.

I do NOT have high hopes about today. I think I'm going to have a 'call of the day' that I'm going to post. Either the stupidest, wierdest, or even just the most random. I'll use them to title blogs for the next 29 days (going to try and post every day) and see how that works.

Oh, and in case you don't have a calendar handy, the 2nd full moon, the blue one? Yeah it's a Thursday.

What can I say. I'm stoked.

Out for now,

T.