Friday, November 27, 2009

A 747 has a smaller cockpit.....

I know, I know, it's bad.

Most blonde jokes are, you know.

Ok, so I should have posted photos yesterday, and, failing that, I should have posted them today, but I'm not going to.

I'll give you a brief rundown, and then, perhaps you'll cut me some slack about the lack of photos. I will be posting them, though, I assure you.

We'll start with yesterday. As most of you did (im guessing) yesterday was spent in various rites of gluttony. We had everything from cheese (spreadable and slices) and crakers, and cold shrimp with coctail sauce (pops makes killer cocktail sauce) as appetizers to candied yams and sauteed brocoli for main courses.

We had mashed potatoes and gravy of course, as well as stuffing (both in bird and out), and of course, turkey. For dessert, we had three kinds of pie. I got
photos of all the stuff in prep and plated stages, but as I've said, you'll have to wait for those.

We got home around 8 or so, and I promptly passed out. I woke up around 10:30 or so, and made the long walk up the stairs to bed. As usual, walking from the living room to my room woke me up enough that it wasn't easy to fall asleep, but I finally did.

The 1st time I woke up, it was still dark, but as we'd planned to be at Wally World at 3 am, I fully expected to see dark when I woke. What I didn't expect was to see the numbers 11:40 on my phone when I checked the time.

Nor the 1:05 the second time I woke up.

Or even the 2:05 the third (and last cause i said fuck it and got up) time I woke up.

We made it to Walmart pretty much on time, and Mike and I were 3 and 4th in line for the t.v. that we were after. They started selling them at 5, and we had ours in the car by 5:25 or so. A quick run back into the store for movies and a vid, and we were done. Total time: 42 mins.

We dashed home, dropped our swag and headed for Target. It was a near thing, but we both got our hard drives, and Mike eagle-eyed Cuthroat Island (a total sleeper and well worth the watch) on fucking Blu-Ray!!!

After that, it was a quick bounce to Home Depot for flashlights, and then we headed to Best Buy so Mike could buy a monitor for his computer. While there, I indulged and bought Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2. What can I say?

Anyhow, we got home from all this at about 8 or so, which gave me an hour before I had to be to work. I wolfed down a turkey sandwich, and helped Mike get his tv set up, then he gave me a ride to work.

I was there until about an hour and a half ago.

In case you're wondering, I'm fucking bushed, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow for the photos.

Buenos con queso,


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Whew...what a day.

It was an extra day again this week, but at least I got OT for this one.

And as an extra added bonus, I got paid today too, which means that I've totally gotten enough money together for my Black Friday extravaganza.

I'll totally be able to buy my tv and my external hard drive....

Did I tell you that Target's got a terabyte for 60 bux?

Yeah, I prolly any event, I have enough for those two and some cheap movies to boot.

Of course, that's all after tomorrow, which I intend to totally enjoy.

We're going over early and spending the day at sis's house, and I plan to eat myself into a coma.


I'll have pix of the food and attendant proceses, and perhaps even a musical number or two...

Buenos con queso,


Monday, November 23, 2009

To hide the valve stem...

I think I'll finish out with blonde jokes.....

Just because there are so many.

Ok, here's what we've got:

Whisky asked for some photos, and so here, in no particular order I give you:

1. Something that consistently makes you happy.

Say what you will, but coffee makes me happy. Nothing else I know gives me the satisfaction. I mean, it's cheap, it's legal, and I can get it any time I want. What's not to love?

And just so you know, this isn't just any coffee. No, no, my friends, this is Starbuck's Komodo Dragon coffee. Does that make me shallow?

I don't know, but I do know that I love coffee, which brings us to:

2. What's in your fridge?

I labeled most of the important things, and if you can't figure out the rest, please feel free to comment or email your questions....:

And finally, we come to:

3. Your favorite thing to see if/when you walk to work. If you read 'round here, you'll know that I've been sans vehicile for a while now, and while it doesn't reealy bother me, I'm getting kinda tired of walking back and forth to work. Granted, given the way things are now, I usually only have to walk 1 or 2 days, but still....

I'm walking...

But I digress...

My favorite thing to see is this:

because when I see it, I know that I'm (more or less) 100 steps from my door, and the end of another work day.

It's the only good thing about walking.

Well, that and it being 'good excercise,' which is what I tell myself every time I have to walk.....

Buenos con queso,


Saturday, November 21, 2009

Do you know why blondes wear pony tails?

Yeah, so I missed another day.

Seeing as how I've already broken the chain, I didn't figure that missing one more post would really be a big deal.

Besides, I'm pretty sure nobody's reading anymore, based on my lack of comments. I mean, nobody's even trying to answer the jokes, and Whiskeymarie is the only one that asked for photos.

I'm working on them, in case you're reading this. I have 2 of them, and should be able to get the 3rd today.

Or tonight.

Or something.

Buenos con queso,


Thursday, November 19, 2009

Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.....

Well, you have to hand it to me.

When I go down, I go down in flames.

I realized that'd I'd forgotten a day of blogging (much to my chagrin) and once the chain was broken, I figured 'Fuck it,' and I took another couple days off.

Not that I really had anything to blog about anyhow, but I'm sure I could have come up with some mindless drivel to put here.

In fact, I'm the king of mindless drivel, if you haven't noticed.

I was talking to Sis last night about our upcoming Thanksgiving day/dinner, and we were kinda setting the menu. It should be another excercise in gluttony, and I can hardly wait.

One week from today, we chow down.

Are any of you going to go shopping on Black Friday? Michael and I are. It's time for a new t.v. and an external hard drive.

That's prolly going to kill all my ready cash, but it needs to be done.

Buenos con queso,


Sunday, November 15, 2009

Do you know why you always find ghouls and demons together?

So, another day has come and gone, and I'm bushed.

I finally made it to Friday.

I don't know if I've mentioned it here, but my days off at work got changed.


I won't go into the gory details, but just know that I've worked 6 days in a row for the last 3 weeks, and given the way the pay period breaks, I haven't gotten a single hour of overtime.

It fucking rots.

And I'm fucking tired.

I do have the next 2 days off though, and I plan to use them well.

I'll be back tomorrow to tell you how.....

Buenos con queso,


Saturday, November 14, 2009

Mike Tyson's dog....

I know my posts have been extremely lame lately, and for that I apologize.

Some of it is my having a boring life, some of it is my not having time to do anything worth blogging about.

Some of it is that I've been busy with EQ and other various video games, and some of it is my catching up on movies and t.v. shows that I've gotten behind on.

Some of it is just that I'm a boring guy.

But most of the lameness has been me just being generally kinda out of things.

I'm still thinking about Greg, and my other November it any wonder that I've been so lame this month?

I don't think so.

In an effort to try and spice things up around here, I'm going to open the floor up for photo requests.

If you're reading this, I'll let you pick 3 things you'd like photos of, and I'll post them here (if theyre sfw) or email them to you.

So, put on your thinking caps and come up with something fun for me to shoot.

Buenos con queso,


Friday, November 13, 2009

What has 4 legs and no ears?

So, happy Friday the 13th.

Are you superstitious?

Did you have bad luck today?

I didn't, really. I mean, I had to go to work, and I consider that unlucky, but the date really had very little to do with it.

I'm still pretty bothered that there's nothing exciting going on this month. I guess it stands to reason tho. The one month they pick for us to blog every day is the month that's been the most boring so far.

Oh well.

Buenos con queso,


Thursday, November 12, 2009

Spends her fuckin' money.....

So, once again, we're up to Thursday.

I know I missed out on the whole HNT thing last week, so I'm going to make up for it tonight.

I don't really have anything else, so I thought I'd show you my new knife:

I know, it's kinda boring, but it's all I've got.

You know how I am on Thursdays.

Did you get HNT today?

If you did, you should go tell Os about it.

Buenos con queso,


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Do you know what a hooker does on her days off?

I don't know if I've talked to y'all about my friend Jessi, but just in case I haven't, I should tell you that she's one of my best friends, and she's been living back East for a year or 2 now, and I've missed her more than I can say.

Well, I guess I should say she had been living back East.

See, she came home last week.

The best part is, she came to visit Sunday night. It was good to see her, and as we exchanged our stories from the time we've been apart, she said 'Oh yeah, look,' as she pulled some of her hair back to reveal the left side of her face.

'Can you see it?' I looked, and have to admit that I couldn't.

Until we trooped up to the bathroom and pulled out the black light.

See, she went and got herself a couple tattoos done in ultraviolet ink:

Now, as you know if you read here at all, I have a few tattoos, and I certainly plan on getting more, but I never had any plans to get my hands, let alone my face inked, because I know that I'll be in the uptight, buttoned down work force for many years to come.

If I hit the lotto, or win megabucks, things may change, but for the most part, I'd never considered it.

Until now. I still doubt that I'll get my face done (unless i find something i just cant live without) but I'm pretty sure that I'm going to some on my hands. See, without a black light, these things are fucking invisible. Now, I find myself in a dilemma.

See having never contemplated knuckle dusters, I have no idea what I should get. I do think that I may end up getting some on the palm side as well, and I've got a couple geek ideas for that.

Michael suggested that, since I'm a touch typist I should get 'ASDF JKL;' on my finger tips, and I thought that was kinda kewl, and I'm also thinking about 'Live Long And Prosper' running down the fingers of my right hand, so that when I flash the Vulcan peace sign, I'll be even more radically cool.

That still leaves the tops, or knuckle sides with no ideas, so I'm asking for your input.

What do you think I should get?

Buenos con queso,


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Let a white tiger drag him off the stage by the head...

I know, I know.

That one's horrible too.

My life continues to be boring, thus making for short, useless posts.

I think I'll have some fun to share tomorrow, and then I'm going to ask y'all for help in choosing my next (couple?) tattoos.

Buenos con queso,


Monday, November 09, 2009

Do you know how to turn a fruit into a vegetable?

I'm not sure why, but I couldn't sleep last night.

I finally crawled into bed at like 3am, and it still took me for ever to fall asleep.

It was horrible.

Then, after finally dropping off, I woke up at 6:50 ish.

Fuck I hate not being able to sleep.

So much, in fact, that I think I'm going to take a nap.....

Buenos con queso,


Sunday, November 08, 2009

In little 'knot'sies.....

So, it's been another year.

November sux.

Buenos con queso,


Saturday, November 07, 2009

Do you know how Hitler tied his shoes?

This is going to be short, as I've got an Everquest raid in like 25 mins.

I've got some sadness to share tomorrow, so be prepared.

I've also got company, so I'm going to bail now.

Buenos con queso,


Friday, November 06, 2009

Apparently, he bit the nose off a submarine and sucked out all the seamen.

I know, I know, another gross one.

Tomorrow's will be less so, I promise.

I was in such a blind rage yesterday because of the food thief, I totally overlooked that it was HNT. Oh well, I guess y'all'll just have to wait until next week.

I'm starting to wonder if I should have just done a joke a day, title as joke, and punchline in the post. At the end of this, I'll only have told you 15 jokes, and I know tons more than that.

I suppose I can tell you jokes any time though. This way, at least there's a little suspense.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get in the shower.

Buenos con queso,


Thursday, November 05, 2009

Did you hear about the gay shark they caught in San Francisco Bay?

I totally wish I had waited until I got home from work to blog...

See, something happened at work yesterday that reminded me of something I've never ranted about.

Shocking, right?

It happened around noonish, when I went to get my burrito from the fridge. I'd been putting it off, as I had stuff to get done, and I didn't want to have to rush eating, but as it turns out, I needn't have worried.

See, when I got to the fridge and opened it, I found that my burrito was already gone.

I can only hope that the low life scumbag that stole my food fucking choked on it.

Nothing pisses me off more than a fucking food thief.

I mean, really.

It's a simple process to work your way through mentally. You only have to ask yourself one question in fact: Is this mine?

If the answer is no, then don't fucking eat it!!!

Gah. I was soooooo fucking pissed.

I still am, if you haven't figured that out.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to get ready for work, and since I'm still walking I have to leave a bit earlier than I'd like.

Buenos con queso,


Wednesday, November 04, 2009

They both come in quarts....

Think about it for a moment....

And, yes, it's that gross.

I'm not sure what it is about this month, the official 'blog every day' month, that's found me with precious little to share.

There are some things coming up of course, like Michael's birthday, Thanksgiving, and of course, Black Friday.

Other than that tho, there's not a whole fucking lot going on.

Wish I had more.

Buenos con queso,


Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Do you know what elephants and milk have in common?

The answer to that question, my friends, tomorrow.

In other news:

So, it's November again, and I find myself having dark thoughts.

November's a rough month for me.

I know I'll get over it, but look for things to be a little sadder around here for a month or so. You know how it goes.

The weather's been unseasonably warm, but I'm kinda nervous. That storm we had a couple weeks ago makes me think that this could be a rough winter.

I know I promised you pictures of Nevada, and I'm still going to disappoint you...

Buenos con queso,


Monday, November 02, 2009

Right where you left him.....

I know, that's horrible.

Horribly funny!!!

I'm happy to report that Michael and I survived Nevada Day. I/we did take photos, but I haven't sorted through them yet, so you get bupkus today.

The reunion bit was cool too, if rather unorganized. There was supposed to be a Mexicali game going on, but nobody really played.

That was kind of a bummer, but what do you do?

Did y'all go over and read my post on BFD's site?

You didn't, well, why the Hell not?

Get over there and read it.

Buenos con queso,


Sunday, November 01, 2009

Do you know where to find a turtle with no legs?

Well, I'll give you the answer to that quesion tomorrow....

If you want to know where to find me today, you should look...

Over here.

It's my guest spot, dont'cha know.

I'll bet that she's having an awesome time.

I wish I could go see her in her ladybug costume...It's smokin'.

And, as promised for those of you that came here for the picture.....

What can I say, but Hummna-hummana-hummana...

I wonder if it's too late to head to Vegas.....

Buenos con queso,