The answer it beer.....

It doesn't really matter what the question is.

The answer is: Beer.

Ima bit tipsy, and Ima bit loose.

Here's some advice, and it was Jefferson Airplane that said it:

You better find somebody to love.

Well, as I've given up on that, I guess I'm just looking for someone to get plowed with.

If you know any 'party girls' in the CA/NV area, give them my addy. We'll go out and drink lots of alcohol and have a GREAT time.

Tell all your friends about me...

Well, the beer is catching up with me...

T.