I feel like a Postal Service Employee

No, I didn't deliver mail all day.

Nor, did I look up addresses.

Hell, I didn't even sell stamps to anybody.

What I did do is clean guns all day.

I can't say for sure, but as it was a Sunday (no mail delivery) I can just see the Postal workers sitting at home, cleaning their guns and waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe I'm not.

I do know this, however: Elevators go up and down.

Beyond that, I got nuthin'.

Buenos con queso,

T.