I want a new name.....

Maybe I'll use one of these.

Thanks to Kelwhy for all the choices.....

1. YOUR REAL NAME: T.J.

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names) Lee (mom doesnt have one)

3. NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad) Don John (almost sounds like a real one)

4. STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Strjo

5. DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal) Black Snake

6. SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born) Louis Walnut Creek (sounds pretty lame)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning) The Purple Beer

8. FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name) Joan? Really? Joan? That sucks.

9. STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie) Chunky Monkey Peanut Butter....

These are getting wierd.....

10. ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name) Ashby (no pet so another one name singing sensation)

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on) Chester Cameo

12. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Tjizzle

13. YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets) Just call me 'Black.'

14. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav. candy) Obsession Butterfinger.

Ok, so Kelwhy invited others to play along, and I will as well. If you do, please let me know so that I can see your responses.

Buenos con queso,

T.

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